OBAMA TO APPOINT SCALIA SUCCESSOR
"I plan to fulfill my Constitutional responsibilities to nominate a successor in due time."Moments ago, President Obama commented on the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
View ArticleTRUMP WANTS TO NAME JUDGE JUDY TO REPLACE SCALIA
In the wake of the tragic passing of the most beloved Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia, the republican candidates are making their replacement picks known. In a speech earlier today, Trump promised...
View ArticleSCALIA DEATH RULED AS PROBABLE ACCIDENT
In a news conference today, the acting coroner of Presidio county revealed some of the details surrounding the mysterious death of beloved Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia. Presidio County Judge...
View ArticleDonald Trump backs out of pledge, open to third party run
In the least surprising news of the election cycle, Donald Trump signaled today that he would happily back out of his signed pledge to support the eventual Republican nominee and not run as an...
View ArticleBREAKING-OBAMA TO BYPASS SENATE FOR SUPREME COURT NOMINATION
It’s a Supreme Court plot line that would be worthy of the upcoming season of House of Cards, the Netflix show that often pits a power-driven president against an obstinate Congress.Senate majority...
View ArticleOBAMA DECLARES MARCH AS MUSLIM HISTORY MONTH
On the heels of Black History Month President Obama has decided to honor Muslim-Americans with a month of remembrance of their own. In a small ceremony attended by Muslim leaders on Monday,the...
View ArticleJustice Scalia Was With His Secret Society Of Furries When He Died
Justice Antonin Scalia spent his final hours at a Texas ranch in the company of a secretive society of Furries that has existed for more than 30 years. Several members of the 35-strong yiffing party at...
View ArticlePOPE TO ROLL OUT NEW POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTIAN BIBLE
In a news release from Vatican City today, Pope Francis announced a shortened more streamlined version of the bible. The edits are meant to clarify confusion about some of the better known chapters and...
View ArticleTRUMP TO RESTORE BANNED CONFEDERATE FLAG IN THE SOUTH
On the heels of the upcoming Super Tuesday Presidential Primaries Donald Trump, announced via Twitter, that he supported the Confederate Flag. “Only a loser opposes the Confederate Flag” read Trump’s...
View ArticleTrump Supporters Outraged At Michelle Obama For Insulting Meliana Trump
Donald Trump's Presidential campaign has generated non-stop controversy since the beginning.Now,First Lady Michelle Obama is at the center of the storm after some comments she made about Trump's wife...
View ArticleBREAKING: Nancy Reagan Dies At Age 94
Nancy Reagan, the widow of President Saint Ronald Reagan and passionately devoted keeper of his flame, died Sunday morning of congestive heart failure at 94, according to her spokesperson.Reagan died...
View ArticleSANDERS WANTS TO TAX CHURCHES
What do you think about U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders new proposal that would tax Churches and Synagogues at a 90% tax rate to provide more social programs for the poor?"The American dream has become a...
View ArticleJUGGALOS BLAMED FOR TRUMP RALLY VIOLENCE
Donald Trump said Saturday at a Kansas City campaign event he would press charges against Juggalos and possibly Bernie Sanders for interrupting his rallies, according to media reports, not long before...
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Coming off his wins from Super Tuesday 2, Donald J. Trump is appearing in Fayetteville, North Carolina to hold a rally tonight. Trump continues his undisrupted march towards the Republican nomination,...
View ArticleOBAMA ORDERS GUILLOTINES TO BE USED FOR EXECUTIONS
What do you think about the Obama Administration's plans to bring public beheadings back as a method of execution in death penalty states and at the Federal level?White House spokesmen say that several...
View ArticleOBAMA TO PREPARE CUBA FOR STATEHOOD
President Obama arrived Sunday in Cuba, marking the start of an historic trip in which he’ll try to further improve U.S. relations with the isolated island country and encourage its communist leaders...
View ArticleOBAMA SAYS AMERICA IS EMBARRASSED BY TRUMP
The White House is blasting Donald Trump for his justification of violence against ISIS and their families.While meeting with reporters, White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said, “There is no...
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