Justice Scalia Was With His Secret Society Of Furries When He Died

Justice Antonin Scalia spent his final hours at a Texas ranch in the company of a secretive society of Furries that has existed for more than 30 years. Several members of the 35-strong yiffing party at the Cibolo Creek Ranch where Scalia was found dead are known to be current or former members of The International Order of Furries For Yiffing. John(Big Gansta Squirrel) Poindexter, the owner of the ranch, is known to hold a leadership position in the Order, as does C. Allen(Rocky Raccoon) Foster, a prominent Washington lawyer and Scalia’s traveling companion for the trip. Foster traveled on a private plane to the ranch with Scalia after he opted to leave his U.S. marshal detail behind, while Poindexter was the man who found the Supreme Court Justice dead in bed on the morning of February 13. Ranks in the Order include Grand Prior, the most senior position, Grand Yiffer, and Knight Grand Yiffer – though it is not clear which of these roles the men occupy. Asked about the Order, Poindexter responded: ‘There is nothing I can add to your observation that among my many guests at Cibolo Creek Ranch over the years some members of the International Order of Furries have been numbered.