Pieces of the destroyed laws of GOD will reportedly be sold on Ebay, with proceeds going to Obamacare patient recovery funds.
Activist judges once again legislated from their benches, dealing out another blow to Christian freedoms in America. This comes just months after the same-sex marriage ruling, allowing gays and lesbains to wed - potentially crushing Christian liberty as we know it.
"I'm appalled and disgusted," one onlooker said, while holding up a copy of his Bible. "These atheist Muslims won't stop until every Christian is in jail for their beliefs."
This denouncement of religious liberties has not sat well with local officals, either. They are gathering the resources to put together a large-scale protest on the governor's lawn.