In his flurry of first-week executive orders designed to make America great again, President Trump started off week 2 with an initiate to help federal employees get healthy.
Female employees of the Federal Government will be asked to conform to new standards that dictates they stay under a 180-pound limit in order to stay on the Federal Employee health Insurance Plan.
Obese females working for the government will have 180 days to meet the new weight requirement or will be asked to join a new network of Federal Reeducation camps to be overseen by Vice President Mike Pence.
The Executive order met with stiff resistance from Democrats who see the order as misogynistic since it does not include males and a violation of the employees civil rights.
Presidential council Kelly Ann Conway dismissed the claims as bogus and said the new guidelines will empower women to take charge of their own health care needs.
"Women need and want to be thin," Conway told Fox News, "all we are saying is if you want for the American people to pay for your healthcare, don't be a big fat pig. It's a well known fact that men handle obesity much better than girls do so that's why we didn't include them."
Steve Bannon, White House Secretary of Truth also weighed in on the controversy, "Look, all these guys work hard in their government jobs. Why should they have to come into work every day looking at all these fat broads trying to squeeze into dresses two sizes too small for them. it's good for morale to have babes to look at all day. Makes for happier workers and all."
The White House said the new guidelines are in compliance with Center for Disease Control figures that set proper weight guidelines for females. The CDC declined to comment and claimed they had no idea what The President is talking about.